Monday, May 25, 2015

Choose whimsy whenever possible

I know not what path others may choose, but as for me, give me whimsy or give me death!

When a terrorist hurls a bomb, let it explode in gobs of pink bubblegum, not shards of destruction. When a villain pulls a gun, let it shoot cotton candy.

Who needs profanity when "Oh, Schmitt!" or "Hokey smokes" will do?

Gently, dearies. Let these things be done delicately.

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